I'm tired of thinking of something to put here. Just figure me out, people.
The Whitest Kids U’ Know x
yeah the pledge of allegiance is seriously fucked up, I only realised recently that americans actually do this every day and I could hardly believe it
Indoctrination of the absurd is easiest during childhood, before a sense of just what “absurdity” entails has fully developed.
how to prepare for exams: cry
okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?
I just found the best Facebook page
i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
How can I not reblog this? FUCK YOU FOX NEWS!